Patents go to the Movies
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Hi guys.
Today I’m going to talk about some fantastic movie related Inventions.
We all like the movies and most of us like action sci-fi movies with spacecrafts and laser guns and out of this world technology. Back on Earth some guys have boldly gone where no man has gone before.
We’ll start with an appetizer. Who wouldn’t want to invent the Starship “USS Enterprise”? Well, apparently these guys beat all of us to that goal:
WORSLEY ANDREW PETER, TWIST PETER JOHN in their patent application US2003114313 have founded the basic technological principals for the Enterprise’s Warp drive,
And if you would like to “beam” somebody up like our old chap Scotty you’ll probably will have to ask permission from these guy: ST CLAIR JOHN Q which in his patent application US2006071122 has invented a “Full body teleportation system”. Good for him.
This guy (ST CLAIR JOHN Q) has applied several other applications that are relevant to our discussion: US2006145019 named “Triangular spacecraft” (somebody have seen too many UFO movies), US2006014125 named “Walking through walls training system“ and US2006072226 “Remote viewing amplifier” which connect the human spiritual eye to the tetrahedral geometry of subspace. This guy walks on a different planet than the rest of us.
Off course, there are some other sci-fi space ships like for instance: “Battlestar Galactica” which looks very much like this WO0120164 application by AKIBA SHEIICHI “SPACE BATTLESHIP AIRCRAFT CARRIER”.
And let us not forget Star Wars. There is this patent application CA2572538 by EDISON PETER “TYPES OF THE EDISON PERPETUAL MOTORS ABOARD A STAR SHIP MAKING STAR WARS” although I think he is reaching to high, don’t you?
The next aspect of sci-fi movies we’ll examine is of course Phasers. Phasers have long been an integral part of sci-fi movies and books. For example, a guy from Germany named MERLAKU KASTRIOT who in his patent DE202006010661 “Beam weapon…” has invented, well, a laser gun.
Mind reading is another theme that runs deep in sci-fi’s blood. A good example is in the movie “signs” with Mel Gibson, where the kids cover their head with aluminum foil in order to deflect mind reading. Well, YOSHINOUCHI YUTAKA was deeply concern with his mind been copied by the “vicious Gray Orion” aliens (his words, not mine) that is invented a helmet to protect himself against them (and he is actually allowed to walk free) in his application JP2008038574.
Finally, I want to introduce you to a patent application JP2007124899 concerning the death of our sun. This guy, KAJISA ISAO has invented a DEVICE FOR INSTANTLY TELEPORTING EARTH TO STELLAR SYSTEM NEAR EARTH WHILE UTILIZING TELEPORTATION WHEN SUN BURNS OUT. As you all know a patent is valid for 20 years or so while our sun is supposed to burn out its fuel supply in as little as 5 billion years (or 2 billion if the collision with the Andromeda galaxy will throw us into a black hole or something). To this guy I only have to say: “have you forgotten your medication?” By the way, there is a book named “The Ring of Charon” by Roger MacBride Allen and published in 1990 that deal with gravitational experimentation and the TELEPORTATION OF EARTH to another solar system. I wonder if that’s where our guy got his inspiration.
This is it ladies and gentleman, until next time goodbye and farewell. I’ll be flying home in my spaceship (or maybe teleport myself) to the planet Melmac.
Today I’m going to talk about some fantastic movie related Inventions.
We all like the movies and most of us like action sci-fi movies with spacecrafts and laser guns and out of this world technology. Back on Earth some guys have boldly gone where no man has gone before.
We’ll start with an appetizer. Who wouldn’t want to invent the Starship “USS Enterprise”? Well, apparently these guys beat all of us to that goal:
WORSLEY ANDREW PETER, TWIST PETER JOHN in their patent application US2003114313 have founded the basic technological principals for the Enterprise’s Warp drive,
And if you would like to “beam” somebody up like our old chap Scotty you’ll probably will have to ask permission from these guy: ST CLAIR JOHN Q which in his patent application US2006071122 has invented a “Full body teleportation system”. Good for him.
This guy (ST CLAIR JOHN Q) has applied several other applications that are relevant to our discussion: US2006145019 named “Triangular spacecraft” (somebody have seen too many UFO movies), US2006014125 named “Walking through walls training system“ and US2006072226 “Remote viewing amplifier” which connect the human spiritual eye to the tetrahedral geometry of subspace. This guy walks on a different planet than the rest of us.
Off course, there are some other sci-fi space ships like for instance: “Battlestar Galactica” which looks very much like this WO0120164 application by AKIBA SHEIICHI “SPACE BATTLESHIP AIRCRAFT CARRIER”.
And let us not forget Star Wars. There is this patent application CA2572538 by EDISON PETER “TYPES OF THE EDISON PERPETUAL MOTORS ABOARD A STAR SHIP MAKING STAR WARS” although I think he is reaching to high, don’t you?
The next aspect of sci-fi movies we’ll examine is of course Phasers. Phasers have long been an integral part of sci-fi movies and books. For example, a guy from Germany named MERLAKU KASTRIOT who in his patent DE202006010661 “Beam weapon…” has invented, well, a laser gun.
Mind reading is another theme that runs deep in sci-fi’s blood. A good example is in the movie “signs” with Mel Gibson, where the kids cover their head with aluminum foil in order to deflect mind reading. Well, YOSHINOUCHI YUTAKA was deeply concern with his mind been copied by the “vicious Gray Orion” aliens (his words, not mine) that is invented a helmet to protect himself against them (and he is actually allowed to walk free) in his application JP2008038574.
Finally, I want to introduce you to a patent application JP2007124899 concerning the death of our sun. This guy, KAJISA ISAO has invented a DEVICE FOR INSTANTLY TELEPORTING EARTH TO STELLAR SYSTEM NEAR EARTH WHILE UTILIZING TELEPORTATION WHEN SUN BURNS OUT. As you all know a patent is valid for 20 years or so while our sun is supposed to burn out its fuel supply in as little as 5 billion years (or 2 billion if the collision with the Andromeda galaxy will throw us into a black hole or something). To this guy I only have to say: “have you forgotten your medication?” By the way, there is a book named “The Ring of Charon” by Roger MacBride Allen and published in 1990 that deal with gravitational experimentation and the TELEPORTATION OF EARTH to another solar system. I wonder if that’s where our guy got his inspiration.
This is it ladies and gentleman, until next time goodbye and farewell. I’ll be flying home in my spaceship (or maybe teleport myself) to the planet Melmac.
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